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 idiot hell fuckers
April 16th
5:06 PM +10

[X] i don’t want my posts to be seen or commented on by awful roleplay blogs

4:44 PM +10

a message from philandering-philanthropist


top five high fives
  1. to the left
  2. to the right
  3. up high
  4. down low
  5. too slow
4:43 PM +10

a message from tobbycat


fmk marge simpson, brienne of tarth, eva unit 01

i’ll destroy you

wife brienne get rude w/ marge impale hot mombot eva-01 on the spear of longinus

4:39 PM +10

a message from spacetwinks


top five ghouls
  1. beatrix russell
  2. beatrix russell
  3. lenny
  4. raul
  5. beatrix russell

primo marriage material all five

4:38 PM +10

a message from tobbycat


top 5 fictional characters you'd want for a sidekick
  1. brienne of tarth
  2. rose of sharon cassidy
  3. marcus
  4. raz
  5. ed-e
4:22 PM +10
Via

grassfire:

danbutt:

danbutt:

danbutt:

danbutt:

FLIP ME OVER

GRAB MY WAIST

ARCH MY BACK

AND FUCK MY FACE

Burma Shave

4:21 PM +10

i’m stuck in traffic and life is raw as hell so hmu & ask top five questions or something

anon is on too, you have the power

4:17 PM +10

follow grassfire.tumblr.com for more top material reblogged from funnier people

4:13 PM +10
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  • tim the toolman taylor: masculinity
  • tim the toolman taylor: [drives a lawnmower through his garage]
  • tim the toolman taylor: okay now to buy a boat
1:09 PM +10
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grassfire:

on the Australian scale of ‘please don’t talk about this’ I think mentioning your religion is about equal to loudly discussing your chlamydia in the middle of a crowded resturant