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i'm a piece of shit who likes fallout and evangelion.

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skype: hotrobots

 idiot hell fuckers
July 26th
12:21 AM +10
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  • Male author: I guess women are people
  • Fans: I CAN'T STOP CRYING, THIS IS WHAT A FEMINIST LOOKS LIKE!
July 25th
7:01 PM +10
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reallyreallyreallytrying:

i’m the guy who shoots the bullet through the CDs to make the hole

6:57 PM +10
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googlevideos:

sex is a lot like a hot bath

once you get your balls in the worst part’s over and you can get your torso and arms and stuff in

i’ve never had sex

5:44 PM +10
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sexhaver:

my favorite part about Rebuild is nerds getting angry about how much screen time the Kaworu/Shinji romance got

1:18 PM +10
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bunfoot:

i feel so bad for the japanese girls whose selfies are posted without their consent by ppl with urls like kitten-strawberry-cum what the hell is wrong with you creepy fucks

12:30 PM +10
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see you around, wolf

6:39 AM +10
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crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom


what to say if jeremy clarkson there is pressuring you into skipping safe sex.

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

what to say if jeremy clarkson there is pressuring you into skipping safe sex.

6:37 AM +10

it’s not even 7am and i can already tell that today has gone to shit.

i seriously cannot juggle this hellish existence any more.

6:34 AM +10
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July 24th
7:39 PM +10
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disnerd:

do you ever wish you could just stop time for like a couple weeks so you could just sleep and do whatever you want and just get your shit together and then after that time would just start back up again and you wouldn’t have missed anything because you would just pick up where you left off