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August 22nd
7:33 PM +10
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wastelandbonerhell:


an au where a self-isolated former soldier and widower is given a medical android companion to provide at-home support while he unwillingly goes through counselling for depression and post-traumatic stress; over months and months he finds himself slowly becoming fixated on the ‘droid with its unnaturally perfect blond hair and gimmicky glasses (the nerdy look tested well with male patients) and slightly malfunctioning RealPersonality™ chip and its total inability to emote back.

have i ever mentioned how much i love android AUs? it’s a lot. a lot.
how better to make ‘bot doc gannon into a reality than by commissioning the king of hot androids himself, prawn-z! please don’t remove the artist credit, tyia.

wastelandbonerhell:

an au where a self-isolated former soldier and widower is given a medical android companion to provide at-home support while he unwillingly goes through counselling for depression and post-traumatic stress; over months and months he finds himself slowly becoming fixated on the ‘droid with its unnaturally perfect blond hair and gimmicky glasses (the nerdy look tested well with male patients) and slightly malfunctioning RealPersonality™ chip and its total inability to emote back.

have i ever mentioned how much i love android AUs? it’s a lot. a lot.

how better to make ‘bot doc gannon into a reality than by commissioning the king of hot androids himself, prawn-z! please don’t remove the artist credit, tyia.

6:31 PM +10
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clestroying:

I love the new Anaconda music video

clestroying:

I love the new Anaconda music video

6:29 PM +10

aww yeah guess who has a massive upper and lower chest infection and might have to go to hospital in a day or two because there’s a a significantly higher than non zero chance it’s going to blow out into pneumonia because historically i don’t respond well to the antibiotics i’ve been given

but

over the next seven days i have to give a seminar, take a marketing bootcamp course and then present multiple sessions over a three day conference

lmao kill me now

5:47 PM +10
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4:30 PM +10
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churchsext:

bitch about how much “technology is ruining society” all you want. im gonna go communicate with hundreds of people at once while u fuck the stonehenge 

2:26 PM +10

Mother and Son

this post is still one of the most mindbending horrible things i’ve ever read on any site, at any time, in all my years of dwelling on the internet.

1:24 PM +10
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12:00 PM +10
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fauxmosexualtranstrender:

wretchedoftheearth:

I do find it funny that lesbians are perceived as man-hating but gay men are not perceived as woman-hating, and in fact are often illogically shielded from accusations of misogyny simply by being gay

weird it’s like male privilege works even when queerness is involved who knew

10:53 AM +10

i will defend lisa simpson to my dying breath.

10:41 AM +10
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spacetwinks:

i really want to talk about marge simpson in longer detail because i’ve gone on and on about how she’s an underappreciated character compared to homer, because he gets all the “wacky” bits and marge is often the one reacting to that - as such it is in a lot of comedies, where the guy, or guys, are all the ones getting the jokes while the women are sort of only given “here we go again!” - but i think the simpsons writers knew how to keep her character, and the characters not really suited for wacky stuff in general, great lines, great bits, great comedy

so here’s me talking about marge simpson and the “straight” character in comedy (again, not to be confused with the heterosexual character)

a lot of making these kind of characters work is not just in knowing the rules and execution of comedy, but in pushing to still give them lines and pieces and bits even if they’re not the ones best suited to quicker, easier comedy. i want to pull out an example from season 8, usually cited as the last “great” season of simpsons - specifically episode 9, “El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer”. the one with johnny cash. they go to the chili festival, and while everyone probably remembers the “homer humiliates ned’s pathetic 5 alarm chili” bit, there’s a very quick, very good bit with marge at the beginning that uses her character and great voice execution to make a joke pop.

this is a really quick bit with marge, but i love it to bits. the fact that she’s stunned that there could be as much as EIGHT spices out there, playing on her often built up plainness, and then not only the confusion (even anger!) over the existence of a spice called oregano, but the way she says it - “orr-ehh-gone-oh”. followed up with that immediate “what the hell?”, which has marge so frustrated that she even swears, a rarity for her, and has a furious expression on her face. it’s a really good joke, if you ask me! it’s quickly passed over for all the other shit that happens in the episode, but oh, it’s good. those kind of tight, small jokes take a surprising amount of work to pull off, but it’s great.

since homer is better fit to things like devouring peppers so hot that they send him into a hallucination where he talks to a coyote voiced by johnny cash, if someone wants to make characters like marge funny, they have to keep their humor flexible, and they have to keep pushing to give her bits no matter how easy it’d be to just toss another physical gag homer’s way. how can they make plainness funny? a simple way that’s obvious once you think of it is taking that plainness to a comical level - such as marge does, with being confused and irritated over oregano.

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